Two for the books

Surfing the Internet I came across a web site called
" Cliche Finder". Its search engine turns up some interesting and outlandish cliches. As an example I came across these whoppers which I had never heard before. ( If not commonly heard are they cliches?).

• I wouldn't piss down your throat if your lungs were on fire.
• He thinks he's shit on a stick but he's only a fart on a twig.

Cliche's or not , they would make excellent put downs for certain individuals. Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh come to mind.