Watching the SOTU speech last night, it appeared to me that Speaker Boehner was on the verge of tears. At the very least he was the picture of boredom. I wonder what was going through his head or was it going in one ear and out the other. I’d give a penny for his thoughts. He doesn't impress me as a profound thinker so I'd bet the ranch that as he listened to POTUS he was preoccupied with clichés such as:
- This SOB is the picture of health.
- I can’t make head or tail of what he’s saying.
- It’s all Greek to me.
- That’s not the American way!
- He babbles like a brook.
- If he thinks we are going to vote on the gun control bill he has bats in his belfry.
- You can bet your boots that we won’t buck the NRA.
- This guy is nothing but a big spender.
- The liberal wing of the SOB's party is biting off more than it can chew.
- You can bet your bottom dollar that we won’t raise the minimum wage.
- Getting his agenda through the house will be a tough road to hoe.
- There’s got to be a way to steal his thunder.
- Maybe we should throw him a bone to get him off our backs.
- There is light at the end of the tunnel, he’s winding this thing down.
- Hope he puts a lid on his SOTU address, like now.
- I need a touch of the creature after listening to that garbage.
- How did Alito, Thomas and Scalia of SCOTUS get to skip this thing?
- At last the windbag is done.
- Time to take a powder.
- I need to cover the bases.
- God Bless America, Vayo con Deos - that should do it.- I’m out of here.
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